Thursday, January 18, 2007

GUTS OR BALLS

Guys we've all heard about having "guts" or "balls",
but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for
each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with
the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having
the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

3 comments:

safiyyamk said...

lol nice post was very hilarios...

r said...

hmmm.. u might be right but am i the only one that thinks trying either one is a tad bit stoopid..? then again, maybe its my female genetic makeup. Quite funny tho, nice 1.. =)

mazozo said...

Lol ah dude you know the difference is slight right lol

But its god to have both ;-)