Rabbit and the Lion

A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint The rabbit said, "giraffe, don't do drugs. Come run with me through the forest." the giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint.
He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.
They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The rabbit said, "elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." the elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror,t ossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up.
The rabbit said, "lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."
The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to beat up the rabbit.
Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "lion, why are you doing this? He was trying to help you."
The lion answered, "this little f***er? He makes me run around the forest like a f***ing idiot every time he's on ecstasy."

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Hey Guys... Thanks For The Great Nite Out Bowling ,, Was Really Fun Meeting everyone.
ZoeY And Saf, Hats Of To u Guys For Organizing It.
Asad and Zoe, Shot for The Massages. Its Wat Kept Me Going..
R, Saf, Zoe, Asad Thanks For The Bowling Tips...C It Paid Off..
Waseem, Joe, Shiraz.. Was Nice Meeting U Guys for The 1st Time.
Dew.. Its been a Lng Time, but U Havnt Changd a Bit... :)
Laila, Next Tym Im Going To Throw The Water On u.
Mj, MaHoezo, Phantom, Hmm... No Comment...lol.. Tops Boys..
Mohsina.... U still fyting Wid Me??
MaHoezo... Ur a dead Man For starting That neo Crap Again..
Wonder If Every1 Knows Wat Mazozo Meanz...
Shahista.. Hope u Enjoyed Ur birthday..

We Gota do This Agian.. hint Saf/Zoe
& Mohsina is also a gud Organizer.. My suggestion... Horse Ridding/Cnt Skate To Save My Life..
Thankz Guys .