Friday, August 03, 2007

Mafia, Don

Mafia, Don (the dawg) Naidoo (Real name Dhanarajen) is
dying and he called his grandson to his bed.
"9 boy, now I want u to listen to me nicely, ok. I want you to take
my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa I really don't like guns and all; what about you leaving
me your Rolex watch instead."

"You listen to me nicely 9, some day you gonna be running da
business, you gonna have a beautiful stekkie for a wife, lotsa money,
a big posie and maybe a couple of nine boys too and some day you
gonna come to ur posie and maybe find your stekkie in bed with
another man.

What'chaa gonna do eh, eh? Point to your watch and choon da maamoo
"HEY Maadhir - TIME'S UP?"